I’ll never go to work on an egg

If you want snappy, clever or funny slogans to promote your product or business, I’d say I'm not the copywriter you need.

I will write you cracking articles, advertorials, press releases, leaflets and sales letters, though.

So if you need a copywriter to add value to your business with well-written, engaging marketing pieces that work, then I'd say I'm that copywriter.